Stupid Boy Syndrome: 28 Poems on Love, Lust and Loss

Dylan Drakes is a sentient houseplant with access to an electric typewriter. His hobbies include staring at the wall, banging his head against a keyboard, and writing sarcastic bio pages.

Alright, fine! If you really must know, Dylan is a queer writer, poet, and photographer from Australia. He doesn't do human interaction, largely because he finds words are more reliable than people.

His favourite things include carbohydrates, the ocean, and his cavoodle.