My Life in Ladies' Knickers

My Life in Ladies' Knickers
Oscar Sparrow
Oscar Sparrow is a sewage trucker and poet. This is his true story. Pursued by a literary stalker, crippled by lack of dietary fibre, sometimes naked and soaked in foul waste, he never gives up. Driven on by his reckless love of women he becomes a best-selling female romantic novelist. If you’ve ever despaired, fallen in love, or sat on a toilet, this book will change your perception of reality.
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About the Author

Oscar Sparrow identifies as a genetically unmodified omnivore and heterosexual fantasist. A one time rhymester and sewage tanker driver, he is the official Poet Lorry-Park.

He has his own hair, teeth and drain rods.

He has a first in literary pretension studies at the the University of Chipping Sodbury and a second in the egg and spoon race at Saint Francis the Ass Primary School in 1956.

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